I should introduce the eighth graders to livejournal. Maybe then they could interject all of their ridiculous, attention-seeking comments out into cyberspace instead of when I'm trying to help them understand things for their test.

Duh.
140 eighth graders, omg.
I've never had anyone ask me my sign before, and today was probably one of the strangest situations to have it crop up: I was at the dentist for the yearly check-up and chatting with the hygienist. She was a really neat lady with a, I believe, Russian accent and was probably ten years older than me...so, early thirties. Anyway, out of the blue, she asks me what is my sign. I was all, "what? Oh, uh, Aquarius." She thought that was interesting, seeing as how she had rather pegged me as a Scorpio.

Uh, what? Rewind here. I always had the feeling that dentistry, orthodontics, and even dental hygiene were science-oriented professions, and that the people involved in those profession would very much not be interested in astrology. The question really threw me for a loop as it was so completely unexpected within that environment. The coolest thing, of course, is the fact that, even though I come from a science background, I'm interested in that sort of thing, too. I have yet, in my own every-day life, come into contact with evidence refuting the validity of basic astrology. Maybe I'm one of those people whose brains are in danger of falling out from being very open-minded, but so long as I've got two brain cells to rub together, I think I'll always be open to vastly different possibilities.

The thing of it, too, was that I wanted to discuss it with her - try to shed some light on the point that, no, I'm not generally introverted and secretive; you just caught me up at a bad time. Given the fact that I was in a place which, generally speaking, is not known for its pleasant atmosphere, I did what many people do in that situation: retreated into my own headspace and made sure to think about other things. After spending three years visiting the orthodontists every month, being in that place was like flipping a switch. God, now that I think about it, it's classic conditioning. Anyway, the situation just wasn't conducive to conversation of any kind except banal pleasantries.

It was a pity, too, what with her being a Scorpio. We'd have never gotten along for very long. :^P

ETA: I just took this test (gacked from the aquarius lj community) and got these results:

"Red is your most probable sign and Blue is your least probable sign. The scores are from 0 (not you at all) to 100 (dead on match).

Aries = 41
Taurus = 49
Gemini = 52
Cancer = 43
Leo = 41
Virgo = 59
Libra = 54
Scorpio = 39
Sagittarius = 52
Capricorn = 44
Aquarius = 72
Pisces = 54

According to our analysis, you are [an] Aquarius, Jan 20 to Feb 18. But you are certainly not a Scorpio, Oct 23 to Nov 21."

whuh

Mar. 10th, 2004 11:13 pm
So, scored me a job interview for Monday at my old school district. Substitute teaching, get my foot in the door, etc., etc.... I'm happy, though anxious. Truth be told, while I dearly need the money (student loans, health insurance, car payments, blah, blah, blah), I'm really, really going to miss being lazy. :^P

After last semester's insane running around, I can't honestly say that I'm looking forward to going back to that level of...something. Activity? Consciousness? I can't say that I enjoyed getting up at 4:30 every morning, though I got used to it. Being that I won't have to write my own lesson plans, I suppose there won't really be any need to run myself that ragged right now. And really, the experience will be good, and it'll be nice getting back on a real schedule. It's all one step closer to my ultimate goal...

But, this is all assuming that I get the job, of course.

Hokey toot.

In other news, according to mlsnet.com, there are 23 days left until the kickoff of the regular season. Thank god. I wonder which I'm looking forward to more, the end of Lent or the beginning of soccer Saturdays. At least the soccer will tide me over to Easter... :^P

random fun

Feb. 22nd, 2004 10:31 pm
Was going through some old emails (c. 12/2001!) and found this forward from a friend - a little thing to relieve finals-induced stress. It's cute, and it's meaningless. Just what the doctor ordered.

Just draw a pig on a blank piece of paper, anyway you
think a pig should look!

Draw your pig first! And don't look at the next part until
you are done!

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of
the drawer.







If the pig is drawn: Toward the top of the paper, you are
positive and optimistic. Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to
behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember
dates (birthdays, etc.).

Facing right, you are innovative an active, but don't have a
strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.

Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fears nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

WITH LESS THAN 4 LEGS SHOWING, YOU ARE INSECURE. With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideas.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life! WOW.

That was fun, wasn't it?

also...

Feb. 1st, 2004 12:29 am
Yesterday, while looking out of the window and watching the birds on the feeders, my mother stated, "And you know that icicles make the perfect murder weapons. They're deadly, and later the evidence melts away. Perfect."

Needless to say, I was speechless.

People don't believe me when I say that I'm the most stable member of my family...

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