::Splutters::

[marenpaisley]

"We do know that animals lick their own wounds," [Dr.Sarah Hendrickson, public health officer at Lane County Public Health] said. "And it may be that saliva has some healing properties. But my very strong recommendation is that you confine yourself to licking your own wounds."

People need to be told this?! I... just... ::boggles::

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[seraphtrevs.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my. ::wipes eyes:: People are so stupid. Can you just imagine that conversation?

COACH: Looks like you got a cut there.

PLAYER: Yup.

COACH: Want me to lick it?

PLAYER:...um, don't you have Neuosporin in your office, which is, like, 5 feet away?

COACH: Don't be stupid! You could bleed to death in the time it would take for me to get it!

PLAYER: Oh, okay then. Lick away.

COACH: Mmm -salty.

[seraphtrevs.livejournal.com]

Oh!Oh!OH! Plot bunny! Snape has to take care of Remus after the full moon, and he has to lick his wounds. For medical purposes. Because wizard spit is magically healing. And lubricating. Yes.

...Why am I thinking about this when I have a rough draft due in an hour and a half?

*is so very fucked O_o*

[marenpaisley.livejournal.com]

Oh, and while it's on my mind, please post your stories to livejournal. That way, they'll be posted AND emailed to me, all at the same time. :^)

And I should also add: stop Snupin around when there's work to be done! :^D

(Of course, if it's entirely unavoidable, you could spend the time wondering if lycanthropy is a blood-borne pathogen on top of being transmitted through saliva in the form of an injection. Because, you know, implications ::grins::)

All right, going to be now.

[seraphtrevs.livejournal.com]

stop Snupin around

Wee! Puns! Fandom puns!

I am *way* too easily amused. But that's a good thing. ^_^

::off to write stuff::

[marenpaisley.livejournal.com]

Ugh, it's just so sick! X^O

And the real humdinger part of the whole thing was that the coach was a science teacher! He ought to have known better anyway!