It's all the funnier because it's true.
Jun. 22nd, 2005 02:50 pmGiant Popsicle Melts, Floods New York Park
"The 25-foot-tall, 17 1/2-ton treat of frozen Snapple juice melted faster than expected Tuesday, flooding Union Square in downtown Manhattan with kiwi-strawberry-flavored fluid that sent pedestrians scurrying for higher ground."