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In other news...

My uncle had his hip replaced today.

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My Dad's been diagnosed with emphysema at 52 (he's a non-smoker, but that means jack when your parents were chain smokers and you were born premature and put into an incubator with pure oxygen for a month). Jeebus.

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Work has me stressed, and there are no desserts available to flip that feeling over, har har.

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Luckily, Easter's nearly here, and that pack of Twizzlers I bought from a girl selling candy for a fundraiser a month ago will become my first sacrifice on my alter to the sugar gods.

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Last week, my mother heard a great horned owl calling from a street over at three in the morning. Cool!

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I saw a mourning cloak (one of the first butterflies of spring) fly through the backyard last Friday.

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Saturday saw the start of the MLS season (hallelujah).

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I need to catch up on sleep; I don't care what anyone says: it can be done! Elsewise, why bother going to bed at all?